loneookami:

White person: this pussy is too spicy

(via moistbottom)

— 1 hour ago with 6837 notes

ka-kawgoodsir:

"ur eyeliner is 2 thick"

image

(via hi)

— 1 hour ago with 118649 notes

altairspants:

"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are

(Source: lunaey, via hi)

— 1 hour ago with 606680 notes

allonsyforever:

One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser

it was last week

i am seventeen years old

the class was A.P. calculus

(via hi)

— 1 hour ago with 280443 notes

(Source: epic-vines, via hi)

— 1 hour ago with 106168 notes

theteenagevowinaparkinglot:

unseelie-prince:

I think we all need an aggressively positive spider friend in our lives

aggressively positive spider

(Source: bluedogeyes, via hi)

— 1 hour ago with 385292 notes

cieply:

i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it

(Source: mcdonaldsfries20, via dutchster)

— 1 hour ago with 647905 notes
crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via 4realsies)

— 2 hours ago with 114004 notes

vxpo:

Women and men should both know how to cook because neither feminism nor sexism are going to do shit for you when you’re hungry.

(via 4realsies)

— 2 hours ago with 32876 notes